Ten reasons baby stewy sucks in 2015

[cbsavage]

10. NASCAR won't approve tilt steering wheel for gut clearance.


9. Busy using the trademark nickname 'Smoke' to be a franchise medical marijuana dispensary.


8. 2015 NASCAR season is rigged for Jeff Gordon to win the championship.


7. Stressed out over Go Daddy.com being replaced by So Badly.com.


6. Still counting all the money from last year's Dream, The King's Royal and The World 100.

5. Embracing his inner-hippie and spending days off doing the "I’d Like to Buy the World a Coke" tour.


4. Harvick's swimmingly good looks has the entire garage distracted.


3. Too busy negotiating a 12-year, 7.1 BILLION dollar contract with ESPN to air the World 100.

2. Decided to quit embarrassing Danica and finish within the same range of poor finishes.


1. Relentlessly Power Googling "Ward Family Settlement Leaked".

[lafnatu]

Carefull CB!! You'll have the limp dik's from the LDJO board in a terrible tizzy (one in particular)!! LOL!!


Especially with #1. Hehehehe!!


baby stewy is the guy they feel is the antithesis and direct counteraction to Jimmy Johnson. They so want him to be as good as Jimmy but it just ain't gonna' happen in this world or this lifetime!!

JJ is a winner of historic record, baby stewy is but a slightly above average driver who's seen much better days. Both personally and professionally.

JJ is a class act who, without exception, is humble, gracious, shows all the signs of a person who was raised properly and exudes class and dignity. baby stewy is a fat, boorish, classless hypocrite who thinks he can somehow forgive all his character flaws and shortcomings by donating tax deductible money to this or that benefit. A benevolent as$hole is still an as$hole, not to mention a borderline psychopath.

It's a good thing the LDJO's don't post here anymore because you'd have them (one in particular) dropping their limp dik's and pounding on their monitor screens's and calling you "SPORT"!! LOL!!

CB, can you do a top 10 for arnhead? That would have the limp dik's spittin' out their false teeth!! LOL!!

[recurve]

Great insight ! How about a start on the top 10 list for Urnhart ?
10.Only winning on mostly restrictor plate tracks that require little driving skill in an unregulated car in the twilight of career.
9.Passing out on the pace lap.
8.I make you spin so i can win while blaming it on you attitude.
7.Getting a great tan while floating around the lake in the bass boat with car owner and the boys.
6.Laughing because all them suckers are still shoveling thier grocery money at buying his souveniers.
5.LOOSEN those belts boys 1 more time and lets go racing ! BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY !!!